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Ziggy:
In 1954 Ziggy arose from the ocean after being mutated by the atomic testing in French Polynesia to rampage through the city of Tokyo. Two years later he fought the giant re-animated petradon named Rohdan, thus saving all Tokyo-kind. Ziggy has come out of retirement to wreak havoc on the internet.
Authors:
David:
Its times like this, the quiet times, when I get a chance to reflect on mankind and my position in it. Well I say "in it" but only in as much as a capstone is in a pyramid. It has to be there or the whole thing doesn't look right but it doesn't work nearly as hard as the other stones. Also bats are like this, interesting but true. Anyway while I contemplate the joys of being alive and the delight of mankind I wonder if I have lost my edge. Where is the lust for blood, the wanton need to hear screams, the lustful desire to smash everyone to bits. Could I be getting old? Sick? Was I just deluding myself all along? Do I actually LIKE people? But then my stomach churns and the gas trapped in my stomach escapes as a burp and I remember that I always get like that when I'm gassy and I should really not worry about it. I better take it out on a Doctor just to be safe.
Pete:
Pete isn't really that great of a person, he's the kind of guy that'll kick you while you're down. Pete enjoys getting drunk and shooting fireworks at your dog, then he'll go over and hit on your grieving mother. Let me break it down for you, Pete lives at the Jersey Shore, is Italian and spent more on accessories for his car then he did the car. I think you've got a pretty good idea now. Pete sits next to Ziggy at the wonderful LAME-co offices in the middle of New Jersey.
Contributors:
Stev:
I was raised by wolves. And when I say "wolves," I mean humans. And when I say "humans," I mean wolves. I have learned many things over the years. Maybe you'll hear them sometimes. Probably not. That would take effort. Stev doesn't post here anymore, but he should!